28-01-2002 23:06 #
Hello?
Hello!
Can I help you?
Can you send me a taxi?
Er I think you've got the wrong number...
I want a taxi.. to go home..
Sorry you've called the wrong number-
But can you send me a taxi?
No this isn't a taxi firm, you've got the wrong number
Can you send me a car then?
No, I can't.
I need a car, I'm drunk. Can you send me a car?
Bye...
28-01-2002 22:51 #
Spotted in Leamington last week - a grubby white van with hearts, flowers and
"WE LUV U BRITNEY"
crudely sprayed on the side. Faded photos of Ms. Spears were taped onto the back doors. Sincere expression of support for a blossoming talent, or dodgy stalkermobile with a mattress in the back? You decide.
08-01-2002 23:01 #
Yesterday I noticed the familiar logo of an unnamed car dealership chain in the back window of a green Ford Fiesta.
Traumatic memories of designing their Web site flooded back...
"Put the logo on a brushed metal plaque. And can you make the headings look like liquid metal, y'know like in Terminator 2?"
06-01-2002 22:49 #
New Year Timewasters
- The Woodcutter
- Alter Ego
- Blode & the Giant Bee
- Donahue & Moore Associates, Ltd.
- Ask Michael Bolton
- SFCave
- Idea a Day
- Knowhere Guide to Leamington Spa
- Leon's Random Generators
- The Oracle of Bacon
04-01-2002 22:39 #
"First post!"
Expect a strange mixture of links, ramblings and maybe a few creative projects to litter this site over the coming months.
