01-02-2002 18:28 #

It disturbs me that it ever occurred to someone to manufacture confectionery resembling seafood.

Shrimp Sweet

28-01-2002 23:06 #



Can I help you?

Can you send me a taxi?

Er I think you've got the wrong number...

I want a taxi.. to go home..

Sorry you've called the wrong number-

But can you send me a taxi?

No this isn't a taxi firm, you've got the wrong number

Can you send me a car then?

No, I can't.

I need a car, I'm drunk. Can you send me a car?


28-01-2002 22:51 #

Spotted in Leamington last week - a grubby white van with hearts, flowers and
crudely sprayed on the side. Faded photos of Ms. Spears were taped onto the back doors. Sincere expression of support for a blossoming talent, or dodgy stalkermobile with a mattress in the back? You decide.

08-01-2002 23:04 #

08-01-2002 23:01 #

Yesterday I noticed the familiar logo of an unnamed car dealership chain in the back window of a green Ford Fiesta.

Traumatic memories of designing their Web site flooded back...

"Put the logo on a brushed metal plaque. And can you make the headings look like liquid metal, y'know like in Terminator 2?"

06-01-2002 22:49 #

New Year Timewasters

04-01-2002 22:39 #

"First post!"

Expect a strange mixture of links, ramblings and maybe a few creative projects to litter this site over the coming months.

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