22-02-2002 19:10 #

Gawd bless 'erSeeing the old Spam Cam ("Is Spam Organic?") again recently, and yet more bloody-hell-the-Queen-Mum's-still-alive coverage, a disquietening thought occurred to me - what if doctors have replaced so many of her component parts that she's now an unstoppable cyborg hellbent on world domination?

Surely noone human could keep us waiting for Pat Sharpe's Memorial FunHouse for so long?

The question must be answered - is the Queen Mother organic?

20-02-2002 20:02 #

Hi to all the visitors from Japan I'm currently getting.

I'd assumed you were all ending up here accidentally but no, it seems someone's interested in how this site's built...

18-02-2002 23:46 #

Over in the downloads area of malevolent design there's a new Web development tool, Character Cleaner.

If you've ever had to paste lots of text into a site from Word documents you might appreciate it. Otherwise you should forget I mentioned it and find something more interesting to look at.

08-02-2002 19:28 #

Am I the only one sick & tired of uninteresting, unfunny, war-related propaganda? I'm sure a washed-up comedian somewhere is being paid by the US military to produce all this crap for people to send around offices.

"Hey guys, how about one where he gets it up the ass, that'll be great for morale.. screw that war'll-be-over-by-Christmas WW2 shit"

04-02-2002 19:54 #

The Lost World of ASCII

03-02-2002 16:30 #

Before Christmas my landlady dropped hints to her bloke that she'd rather like the new Enrique Iglesias album.

We can only imagine her expression when she eagerly tore off the wrapping to find he'd gotten a bit confused and bought Eminem instead...

Handy Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide

01-02-2002 18:28 #

It disturbs me that it ever occurred to someone to manufacture confectionery resembling seafood.

Shrimp Sweet

28-01-2002 23:06 #



Can I help you?

Can you send me a taxi?

Er I think you've got the wrong number...

I want a taxi.. to go home..

Sorry you've called the wrong number-

But can you send me a taxi?

No this isn't a taxi firm, you've got the wrong number

Can you send me a car then?

No, I can't.

I need a car, I'm drunk. Can you send me a car?


28-01-2002 22:51 #

Spotted in Leamington last week - a grubby white van with hearts, flowers and
crudely sprayed on the side. Faded photos of Ms. Spears were taped onto the back doors. Sincere expression of support for a blossoming talent, or dodgy stalkermobile with a mattress in the back? You decide.

08-01-2002 23:04 #

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