malevole

02-03-2002 16:13 #

Be wary of hospital staff if you see any of the following in your medical notes:

TUBE - Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination

PF BUNDY - Pretty Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet

Not for 222 or DNR - Do Not Resuscitate; i.e. you're PF BUNDY.

01-03-2002 12:59 #


Phrase of the Week:

"Freaking rat bunny"

Use it, abuse it, tell it to your friends.

23-02-2002 01:41 #

Mr. Brindle's
Benidorm
Vacation

I'm not sure what to say; the poor bloke's returned to work looking like he needs a holiday...

22-02-2002 19:10 #

Gawd bless 'erSeeing the old Spam Cam ("Is Spam Organic?") again recently, and yet more bloody-hell-the-Queen-Mum's-still-alive coverage, a disquietening thought occurred to me - what if doctors have replaced so many of her component parts that she's now an unstoppable cyborg hellbent on world domination?

Surely noone human could keep us waiting for Pat Sharpe's Memorial FunHouse for so long?

The question must be answered - is the Queen Mother organic?

20-02-2002 20:02 #

Hi to all the visitors from Japan I'm currently getting.

I'd assumed you were all ending up here accidentally but no, it seems someone's interested in how this site's built...

18-02-2002 23:46 #

Over in the downloads area of malevolent design there's a new Web development tool, Character Cleaner.

If you've ever had to paste lots of text into a site from Word documents you might appreciate it. Otherwise you should forget I mentioned it and find something more interesting to look at.

08-02-2002 19:28 #

Am I the only one sick & tired of uninteresting, unfunny, war-related propaganda? I'm sure a washed-up comedian somewhere is being paid by the US military to produce all this crap for people to send around offices.

"Hey guys, how about one where he gets it up the ass, that'll be great for morale.. screw that war'll-be-over-by-Christmas WW2 shit"

04-02-2002 19:54 #

The Lost World of ASCII

03-02-2002 16:30 #

Before Christmas my landlady dropped hints to her bloke that she'd rather like the new Enrique Iglesias album.

We can only imagine her expression when she eagerly tore off the wrapping to find he'd gotten a bit confused and bought Eminem instead...

Handy Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide

01-02-2002 18:28 #

It disturbs me that it ever occurred to someone to manufacture confectionery resembling seafood.

Shrimp Sweet


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