29-03-2002 15:02 #
When shopping I get bored, so my mind wanders and fixates on strange details such as misplaced products.
I mean, seeing one brand of baked beans sitting amongst another seems reasonable - someone changed their mind and switched products. But what about the following?:
- A chocolate muffin amongst pickled vegetables
- Organic mushrooms on the bread shelves
- A Leamington Spa Courier with the frozen fish
- Six cans of Lynx deodorant (various fragrances) lined up alongside jars of honey
Could one highly confused individual be behind all these product swaps plaguing Tesco just outside Warwick?
22-03-2002 21:04 #
A
BUG
IN
THE
SYSTEM
If you discover Archie, my pet woodlouse, scuttling around under the notes please excuse his Shakespearian ramblings.
He's been inside a copy of Macbeth for weeks and I think it's become an obsession.
13-03-2002 21:29 #
Random thoughts...
A theory: noone looks good in cycling gear. If you feel you can disprove this let me know.- The catering supplies section of your local supermarket is a great place to pretend you're in Land of the Giants.
- Lurpak Spreadable fails to live up to the promise of its name when used straight from the fridge on soft white bread.
10-03-2002 14:05 #
More good news
Just launched:
The Official Freaking Rat Bunny site
Perhaps the Web can help finally shed light on this disturbing phenomenon.
08-03-2002 20:09 #
Good news - Mac IE5 users now get the DHTML notes interface. Welcome, one-buttoners.
Bad news - the workarounds have made the site slower in Netscape 6. Sorry about that.
02-03-2002 16:13 #
Be wary of hospital staff if you see any of the following in your medical notes:
TUBE - Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination
PF BUNDY - Pretty Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
Not for 222 or DNR - Do Not Resuscitate; i.e. you're PF BUNDY.
01-03-2002 12:59 #
Phrase of the Week:
"Freaking rat bunny"
Use it, abuse it, tell it to your friends.
23-02-2002 01:41 #
Mr. Brindle's
Benidorm
Vacation
I'm not sure what to say; the poor bloke's returned to work looking like he needs a holiday...
22-02-2002 19:10 #
Seeing the old Spam Cam ("Is Spam Organic?") again recently, and yet more bloody-hell-the-Queen-Mum's-still-alive coverage, a disquietening thought occurred to me -
what if doctors have replaced so many of her component parts that she's now an unstoppable cyborg hellbent on world domination?
Surely noone human could keep us waiting for Pat Sharpe's Memorial FunHouse for so long?
The question must be answered - is the Queen Mother organic?
