06-04-2002 12:28 #
Peter Jackson's Brain Dead must be the goriest and funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Any film featuring the following sequence can't be bad:
02-04-2002 19:13 #
Weblog-safe Colour Palette
| Simplicity | Furtive | Equiv | Bristle | x |
| Dom | Strategic | Innings | Liver | Slash |
| Pow | Nu | Carlos | Word | User |
| Ism | Tenner | JayKay | Trenches | Jurassic |
| Breakfast | AsIAn | Self-link | Act V | Grace |
29-03-2002 15:02 #
When shopping I get bored, so my mind wanders and fixates on strange details such as misplaced products.
I mean, seeing one brand of baked beans sitting amongst another seems reasonable - someone changed their mind and switched products. But what about the following?:
- A chocolate muffin amongst pickled vegetables
- Organic mushrooms on the bread shelves
- A Leamington Spa Courier with the frozen fish
- Six cans of Lynx deodorant (various fragrances) lined up alongside jars of honey
Could one highly confused individual be behind all these product swaps plaguing Tesco just outside Warwick?
22-03-2002 21:04 #
A
BUG
IN
THE
SYSTEM
If you discover Archie, my pet woodlouse, scuttling around under the notes please excuse his Shakespearian ramblings.
He's been inside a copy of Macbeth for weeks and I think it's become an obsession.
13-03-2002 21:29 #
Random thoughts...
A theory: noone looks good in cycling gear. If you feel you can disprove this let me know.- The catering supplies section of your local supermarket is a great place to pretend you're in Land of the Giants.
- Lurpak Spreadable fails to live up to the promise of its name when used straight from the fridge on soft white bread.
10-03-2002 14:05 #
More good news
Just launched:
The Official Freaking Rat Bunny site
Perhaps the Web can help finally shed light on this disturbing phenomenon.
08-03-2002 20:09 #
Good news - Mac IE5 users now get the DHTML notes interface. Welcome, one-buttoners.
Bad news - the workarounds have made the site slower in Netscape 6. Sorry about that.
02-03-2002 16:13 #
Be wary of hospital staff if you see any of the following in your medical notes:
TUBE - Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination
PF BUNDY - Pretty Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
Not for 222 or DNR - Do Not Resuscitate; i.e. you're PF BUNDY.
01-03-2002 12:59 #
Phrase of the Week:
"Freaking rat bunny"
Use it, abuse it, tell it to your friends.
