malevole

24-04-2002 20:39 #

Found recently on the steps outside my workplace:
a receipt for
1 FUR-TRIMMED LEOPARDSKIN THONG @ £8.99.
I'm working with a secret lurve machine.

22-04-2002 19:54 #

Recommendations...
Fuji FinePix 6800Zoom
Solid design and good picture quality, I love it.
The Designer's Guide to Colour Combinations
Wonderful if, like me, you struggle a little with colour.
Solaris (DVD)
A slow, quiet film, rough around the edges yet strangely thought-provoking. Think Russian 2001 with added emotion.

14-04-2002 22:14 #

Recent searches leading to this site include:

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Currently this is the Web's number 1 resource for Queen Mother-related DHTML.
I'm so proud.

Unfortunately it's no longer top for Pat Sharpe's Funhouse queries, but I suppose you can't have everything.

11-04-2002 20:14 #

    

06-04-2002 12:28 #

Peter Jackson's Brain Dead must be the goriest and funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Any film featuring the following sequence can't be bad:

Kung Fu Priest
kungfupriest.mpg (889KB)

02-04-2002 19:13 #

Weblog-safe Colour Palette

Simplicity Furtive Equiv Bristle x
Dom Strategic Innings Liver Slash
Pow Nu Carlos Word User
Ism Tenner JayKay Trenches Jurassic
Breakfast AsIAn Self-link Act V Grace

31-03-2002 10:59 #

Freaking Rat Easter Bunny
Happy Easter from
The Freaking Rat Easter Bunny

29-03-2002 15:02 #

When shopping I get bored, so my mind wanders and fixates on strange details such as misplaced products.

I mean, seeing one brand of baked beans sitting amongst another seems reasonable - someone changed their mind and switched products. But what about the following?:

Could one highly confused individual be behind all these product swaps plaguing Tesco just outside Warwick?

22-03-2002 21:04 #

A
BUG
IN
THE
SYSTEM

If you discover Archie, my pet woodlouse, scuttling around under the notes please excuse his Shakespearian ramblings.

He's been inside a copy of Macbeth for weeks and I think it's become an obsession.

13-03-2002 21:29 #

Random thoughts...

  1. A theory: noone looks good in cycling gear. If you feel you can disprove this let me know.
  2. The catering supplies section of your local supermarket is a great place to pretend you're in Land of the Giants.
  3. Lurpak Spreadable fails to live up to the promise of its name when used straight from the fridge on soft white bread.

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