malevole

13-05-2002 20:32 #

If only the tickets had proved to be accurate.

Instead of sitting through a predictable thriller starring Jodie Foster we could've watched an innovative Australian drama about a claustrophobic marsupial ("Watch out Bruce, he's gonna kick!").
PANIC ROO

11-05-2002 19:13 #

I've used Oddpost for a few weeks now, and I'm impressed. They've already got my $30.

BBCi's new search facility has a silly/cowardly text filter that blocks such filth as 'cock a hoop' and 'caber tosser'.

Old Maps of the UK; see what your area was like in the 19th century. Boring for those living in Milton Keynes.

The FA has thought of everything for the World Cup - as well as official T-shirts to riot in there's now the official suit for thugs to wear in court the next day.

I bought TrueSpace, Swift3D and CoolEdit yet have produced virtually nothing with them since. I need a kick up the arse.

05-05-2002 17:13 #

Not the Jakob Nielsen Corner
Drink MeEat Me

04-05-2002 12:36 #

Hello, is that Mr. Round?

Er yes that's me.

I'm just calling to offer you a FREE Nokia mobile 'phone!

Umm thanks but I've got one. I'm using it at the moment.

But it's FREE!

If I sign up for a contract.

Yes but the 'phone is FREE!

So I pay for a year to get a 'phone worse than the one I'm talking to you on?

Er.. it's a really nice 'phone, and it is FREE!!

Please take me off your list.

Have a nice day, Mr. Round.

28-04-2002 21:35 #

A tribute to B3TA

Lap dancers
Lap dancers

24-04-2002 20:39 #

Found recently on the steps outside my workplace:
a receipt for
1 FUR-TRIMMED LEOPARDSKIN THONG @ £8.99.
I'm working with a secret lurve machine.

22-04-2002 19:54 #

Recommendations...
Fuji FinePix 6800Zoom
Solid design and good picture quality, I love it.
The Designer's Guide to Colour Combinations
Wonderful if, like me, you struggle a little with colour.
Solaris (DVD)
A slow, quiet film, rough around the edges yet strangely thought-provoking. Think Russian 2001 with added emotion.

14-04-2002 22:14 #

Recent searches leading to this site include:

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"beast of bodmin" rabbit

Currently this is the Web's number 1 resource for Queen Mother-related DHTML.
I'm so proud.

Unfortunately it's no longer top for Pat Sharpe's Funhouse queries, but I suppose you can't have everything.

11-04-2002 20:14 #

    

06-04-2002 12:28 #

Peter Jackson's Brain Dead must be the goriest and funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Any film featuring the following sequence can't be bad:

Kung Fu Priest
kungfupriest.mpg (889KB)


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