23-05-2002 20:43 #
Re: Amazing true story
Sure.
Re: Did you know..
Yeah.
Re: NEW VIRUS!!
Right.
Re: Software Bonanza
Hmm.mp3
21-05-2002 20:04 #
Get Archie
Never let a woodlouse
watch the excellent
Get Carter (not to be
confused with the crap
Get Carter, of course).
Archie's now demanding a shotgun and crawls around the notes all day acting tough.
Get Strong Bad
I know it's been mentioned everywhere, but Strong Bad's Email is just too good to avoid linking to.
19-05-2002 13:43 #
Apparently all proper weblogs have a blogroll of links to other sites.
I can't quite bring myself to follow such conventions, but here's a bogroll of sites that have linked to malevole.
14-05-2002 20:42 #
The delightful Sheppyscum site brought back many memories.
A few years back I spent a week there videoing Daihatsus rotating on turntables (long story). It's perhaps not quite as bad as the site makes out, but "recycled kebabs and dog fat" seems like a fair description of the Sheerness food I consumed.
13-05-2002 20:32 #
If only the tickets had proved to be accurate.
Instead of sitting through a predictable thriller starring Jodie Foster we could've watched an innovative Australian drama about a claustrophobic marsupial ("Watch out Bruce, he's gonna kick!").
11-05-2002 19:13 #
I've used Oddpost for a few weeks now, and I'm impressed. They've already got my $30.
BBCi's new search facility has a silly/cowardly text filter that blocks such filth as 'cock a hoop' and 'caber tosser'.
Old Maps of the UK; see what your area was like in the 19th century. Boring for those living in Milton Keynes.
The FA has thought of everything for the World Cup - as well as official T-shirts to riot in there's now the official suit for thugs to wear in court the next day.
I bought TrueSpace, Swift3D and CoolEdit yet have produced virtually nothing with them since. I need a kick up the arse.
04-05-2002 12:36 #
Hello, is that Mr. Round?
Er yes that's me.
I'm just calling to offer you a FREE Nokia mobile 'phone!
Umm thanks but I've got one. I'm using it at the moment.
But it's FREE!
If I sign up for a contract.
Yes but the 'phone is FREE!
So I pay for a year to get a 'phone worse than the one I'm talking to you on?
Er.. it's a really nice 'phone, and it is FREE!!
Please take me off your list.
Have a nice day, Mr. Round.
24-04-2002 20:39 #
Found recently on the steps outside my workplace:
a receipt for
1 FUR-TRIMMED LEOPARDSKIN THONG @ £8.99.
I'm working with a secret lurve machine.
