11-06-2002 15:07 #
Thanks for all your toast-related comments and stories. Such an overwhelming response demanded action, and so I now proudly present the Toast Leaners' Club
29-05-2002 22:33 #

I wouldn't normally put something computer-related on this site, but my mouse worries me...
26-05-2002 20:07 #
I thought I was the only one who does it. I was afraid to ask others. I didn't dare to speak out.
But then last week I discovered a colleague also does it. They started for the same reason, and developed the same technique independently.
So perhaps we're not alone.

Do you stand two slices of toast against each other so they can cool before being buttered? Tell your story. Let's face the world together.
23-05-2002 20:43 #
Re: Amazing true story
Sure.
Re: Did you know..
Yeah.
Re: NEW VIRUS!!
Right.
Re: Software Bonanza
Hmm.mp3
21-05-2002 20:04 #
Get Archie
Never let a woodlouse
watch the excellent
Get Carter (not to be
confused with the crap
Get Carter, of course).
Archie's now demanding a shotgun and crawls around the notes all day acting tough.
Get Strong Bad
I know it's been mentioned everywhere, but Strong Bad's Email is just too good to avoid linking to.
19-05-2002 13:43 #
Apparently all proper weblogs have a blogroll of links to other sites.
I can't quite bring myself to follow such conventions, but here's a bogroll of sites that have linked to malevole.
14-05-2002 20:42 #
The delightful Sheppyscum site brought back many memories.
A few years back I spent a week there videoing Daihatsus rotating on turntables (long story). It's perhaps not quite as bad as the site makes out, but "recycled kebabs and dog fat" seems like a fair description of the Sheerness food I consumed.
13-05-2002 20:32 #
If only the tickets had proved to be accurate.
Instead of sitting through a predictable thriller starring Jodie Foster we could've watched an innovative Australian drama about a claustrophobic marsupial ("Watch out Bruce, he's gonna kick!").

11-05-2002 19:13 #
I've used Oddpost for a few weeks now, and I'm impressed. They've already got my $30.
BBCi's new search facility has a silly/cowardly text filter that blocks such filth as 'cock a hoop' and 'caber tosser'.
Old Maps of the UK; see what your area was like in the 19th century. Boring for those living in Milton Keynes.
The FA has thought of everything for the World Cup - as well as official T-shirts to riot in there's now the official suit for thugs to wear in court the next day.
I bought TrueSpace, Swift3D and CoolEdit yet have produced virtually nothing with them since. I need a kick up the arse.
