malevole

15-06-2002 12:26 #

As I get older (31 and counting), I'm noticing a worrying trend. I'm becoming the Victor Meldrew of Web design, endlessly nitpicking and grumbling on various discussion boards and comments pages.

Am I now doomed to a slow decline into a grumpy dotage? Would a change of profession help? Perhaps I could run away to join the circus and do an innovative toast-balancing act..?

11-06-2002 15:07 #

Thanks for all your toast-related comments and stories. Such an overwhelming response demanded action, and so I now proudly present the Toast Leaners' Club

04-06-2002 21:54 #

 

29-05-2002 22:33 #


"Where's Dave?"


I wouldn't normally put something computer-related on this site, but my mouse worries me...

26-05-2002 20:07 #

I thought I was the only one who does it. I was afraid to ask others. I didn't dare to speak out.

But then last week I discovered a colleague also does it. They started for the same reason, and developed the same technique independently.

So perhaps we're not alone.

Advanced Thermal-Emission Configuration

Do you stand two slices of toast against each other so they can cool before being buttered? Tell your story. Let's face the world together.

23-05-2002 20:43 #

Re: Amazing true story
Sure.

Re: Did you know..
Yeah.

Re: NEW VIRUS!!
Right.

Re: Software Bonanza
Hmm.mp3

21-05-2002 20:04 #

Get Archie

Never let a woodlouse
watch the excellent
Get Carter (not to be
confused with the crap
Get Carter, of course).
Archie's now demanding a shotgun and crawls around the notes all day acting tough.

Get Strong Bad

I know it's been mentioned everywhere, but Strong Bad's Email is just too good to avoid linking to.

19-05-2002 13:43 #

Apparently all proper weblogs have a blogroll of links to other sites.

I can't quite bring myself to follow such conventions, but here's a bogroll of sites that have linked to malevole.

14-05-2002 20:42 #

The delightful Sheppyscum site brought back many memories.

A few years back I spent a week there videoing Daihatsus rotating on turntables (long story). It's perhaps not quite as bad as the site makes out, but "recycled kebabs and dog fat" seems like a fair description of the Sheerness food I consumed.

13-05-2002 20:32 #

If only the tickets had proved to be accurate.

Instead of sitting through a predictable thriller starring Jodie Foster we could've watched an innovative Australian drama about a claustrophobic marsupial ("Watch out Bruce, he's gonna kick!").
PANIC ROO


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