24-06-2002 18:50 #

23 June 2002 03:19:
I don't know who you are, Madam, but you've done me a power of good!
- The Rt Rev Mortlake Fudge BA (New Delhi) (failed)

Paint it black
Warning: gothic overload

The Devil may have the best tunes, but his Web presence looks decidedly iffy. Time for the ultimate showdown...
S A T A N vs. C L I F F

Noel Edmonds Ate My Balls

Archie At The Movies
Full... metal... woodlouse...

19-06-2002 22:09 #

The local butcher's shop does some great lunchtime food (bangers and mash a speciality), but the friendliness of the service verges on the cult-like.

Today the bloke at the till noticed my PlaySatan T-shirt and calmly stated
Ah yes, I too have been tempted to stray from the path of righteousness...

I felt it best to leave at that point.

18-06-2002 21:54 #

Anyone after a good deal on 300 tonnes of fused quartz..?

We would take a good service and keep the word to guests. Set up the honest and dependable business relation them.
the price are lowest,the quantity are large

17-06-2002 23:30 #

VoleWatch: He really likes voles... · Super vole to destroy earth · Giant Pygmy Voles · Vole Fetish magazine..? · More rather sad Trek rubbish · Twentieth-Century Vole

Pie: B3TA readers already know weebl and bob is the best thing since sliced toast. "When come back bring pie" is catchier than any Catchphrase ever presented by Roy "it's good, but it's not right" Walker.

Misc: Dibblez · Make-your-eyes-go-wonky 3D Photography · Dancing Bitch S(t)imulator · Nifty Flash physics · Ski Stunt Master · Roobarb - Roobarb (my inspiration) · Retro *1 *2 *3 *4 *5 *6 *7

15-06-2002 12:26 #

As I get older (31 and counting), I'm noticing a worrying trend. I'm becoming the Victor Meldrew of Web design, endlessly nitpicking and grumbling on various discussion boards and comments pages.

Am I now doomed to a slow decline into a grumpy dotage? Would a change of profession help? Perhaps I could run away to join the circus and do an innovative toast-balancing act..?

11-06-2002 15:07 #

Thanks for all your toast-related comments and stories. Such an overwhelming response demanded action, and so I now proudly present the Toast Leaners' Club

04-06-2002 21:54 #


29-05-2002 22:33 #

"Where's Dave?"

I wouldn't normally put something computer-related on this site, but my mouse worries me...

26-05-2002 20:07 #

I thought I was the only one who does it. I was afraid to ask others. I didn't dare to speak out.

But then last week I discovered a colleague also does it. They started for the same reason, and developed the same technique independently.

So perhaps we're not alone.

Advanced Thermal-Emission Configuration

Do you stand two slices of toast against each other so they can cool before being buttered? Tell your story. Let's face the world together.

23-05-2002 20:43 #

Re: Amazing true story

Re: Did you know..


Re: Software Bonanza

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