malevole

27-06-2002 20:19 #

 "Hey did you know you use more energy chewing celery than you get from it?"
 "Yeah, what if you were stuck on a desert island and all you had to eat was a crate of celery, that'd be so cruel."
 "Er.. yeah. S'pose."

Vole-idation
I can't stand watching soaps any more. Just thought I'd share that.

26-06-2002 20:16 #

An end to the misery of misshapen foam
Retail diversification gone mad..?

25-06-2002 20:39 #

More misplaced products
The incongruity increases...

Vole-idation
The Stiles Project

24-06-2002 18:50 #

Inbox
23 June 2002 03:19:
I don't know who you are, Madam, but you've done me a power of good!
- The Rt Rev Mortlake Fudge BA (New Delhi) (failed)

Paint it black
Warning: gothic overload

Armageddon
The Devil may have the best tunes, but his Web presence looks decidedly iffy. Time for the ultimate showdown...
S A T A N vs. C L I F F

Vole-idation
Noel Edmonds Ate My Balls

Archie At The Movies
Full... metal... woodlouse...

19-06-2002 22:09 #

The local butcher's shop does some great lunchtime food (bangers and mash a speciality), but the friendliness of the service verges on the cult-like.

Today the bloke at the till noticed my PlaySatan T-shirt and calmly stated
Ah yes, I too have been tempted to stray from the path of righteousness...

I felt it best to leave at that point.

18-06-2002 21:54 #

Anyone after a good deal on 300 tonnes of fused quartz..?

We would take a good service and keep the word to guests. Set up the honest and dependable business relation them.
the price are lowest,the quantity are large

17-06-2002 23:30 #

VoleWatch: He really likes voles... · Super vole to destroy earth · Giant Pygmy Voles · Vole Fetish magazine..? · More rather sad Trek rubbish · Twentieth-Century Vole

Pie: B3TA readers already know weebl and bob is the best thing since sliced toast. "When come back bring pie" is catchier than any Catchphrase ever presented by Roy "it's good, but it's not right" Walker.

Misc: Dibblez · Make-your-eyes-go-wonky 3D Photography · Dancing Bitch S(t)imulator · Nifty Flash physics · Ski Stunt Master · Roobarb - Roobarb (my inspiration) · Retro *1 *2 *3 *4 *5 *6 *7

15-06-2002 12:26 #

As I get older (31 and counting), I'm noticing a worrying trend. I'm becoming the Victor Meldrew of Web design, endlessly nitpicking and grumbling on various discussion boards and comments pages.

Am I now doomed to a slow decline into a grumpy dotage? Would a change of profession help? Perhaps I could run away to join the circus and do an innovative toast-balancing act..?

11-06-2002 15:07 #

Thanks for all your toast-related comments and stories. Such an overwhelming response demanded action, and so I now proudly present the Toast Leaners' Club

04-06-2002 21:54 #

 


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