03-07-2002 22:32 #

02-07-2002 20:38 #

Another cinematic disappointment; no sign of a maternal arachnid.
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The usability of sex

30-06-2002 16:24 #

 Taking the weirdy out of beardy

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27-06-2002 20:19 #

 "Hey did you know you use more energy chewing celery than you get from it?"
 "Yeah, what if you were stuck on a desert island and all you had to eat was a crate of celery, that'd be so cruel."
 "Er.. yeah. S'pose."

I can't stand watching soaps any more. Just thought I'd share that.

26-06-2002 20:16 #

An end to the misery of misshapen foam
Retail diversification gone mad..?

25-06-2002 20:39 #

More misplaced products
The incongruity increases...

The Stiles Project

24-06-2002 18:50 #

23 June 2002 03:19:
I don't know who you are, Madam, but you've done me a power of good!
- The Rt Rev Mortlake Fudge BA (New Delhi) (failed)

Paint it black
Warning: gothic overload

The Devil may have the best tunes, but his Web presence looks decidedly iffy. Time for the ultimate showdown...
S A T A N vs. C L I F F

Noel Edmonds Ate My Balls

Archie At The Movies
Full... metal... woodlouse...

19-06-2002 22:09 #

The local butcher's shop does some great lunchtime food (bangers and mash a speciality), but the friendliness of the service verges on the cult-like.

Today the bloke at the till noticed my PlaySatan T-shirt and calmly stated
Ah yes, I too have been tempted to stray from the path of righteousness...

I felt it best to leave at that point.

18-06-2002 21:54 #

Anyone after a good deal on 300 tonnes of fused quartz..?

We would take a good service and keep the word to guests. Set up the honest and dependable business relation them.
the price are lowest,the quantity are large

17-06-2002 23:30 #

VoleWatch: He really likes voles... · Super vole to destroy earth · Giant Pygmy Voles · Vole Fetish magazine..? · More rather sad Trek rubbish · Twentieth-Century Vole

Pie: B3TA readers already know weebl and bob is the best thing since sliced toast. "When come back bring pie" is catchier than any Catchphrase ever presented by Roy "it's good, but it's not right" Walker.

Misc: Dibblez · Make-your-eyes-go-wonky 3D Photography · Dancing Bitch S(t)imulator · Nifty Flash physics · Ski Stunt Master · Roobarb - Roobarb (my inspiration) · Retro *1 *2 *3 *4 *5 *6 *7

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