04-07-2002 23:20 #

Win Stuff
by laying to rest one of the great mysteries of our time.

Amazing Laundrette Sign Competition

03-07-2002 22:32 #

02-07-2002 20:38 #

Another cinematic disappointment; no sign of a maternal arachnid.
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The usability of sex

30-06-2002 16:24 #

 Taking the weirdy out of beardy

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27-06-2002 20:19 #

 "Hey did you know you use more energy chewing celery than you get from it?"
 "Yeah, what if you were stuck on a desert island and all you had to eat was a crate of celery, that'd be so cruel."
 "Er.. yeah. S'pose."

I can't stand watching soaps any more. Just thought I'd share that.

26-06-2002 20:16 #

An end to the misery of misshapen foam
Retail diversification gone mad..?

25-06-2002 20:39 #

More misplaced products
The incongruity increases...

The Stiles Project

24-06-2002 18:50 #

23 June 2002 03:19:
I don't know who you are, Madam, but you've done me a power of good!
- The Rt Rev Mortlake Fudge BA (New Delhi) (failed)

Paint it black
Warning: gothic overload

The Devil may have the best tunes, but his Web presence looks decidedly iffy. Time for the ultimate showdown...
S A T A N vs. C L I F F

Noel Edmonds Ate My Balls

Archie At The Movies
Full... metal... woodlouse...

19-06-2002 22:09 #

The local butcher's shop does some great lunchtime food (bangers and mash a speciality), but the friendliness of the service verges on the cult-like.

Today the bloke at the till noticed my PlaySatan T-shirt and calmly stated
Ah yes, I too have been tempted to stray from the path of righteousness...

I felt it best to leave at that point.

18-06-2002 21:54 #

Anyone after a good deal on 300 tonnes of fused quartz..?

We would take a good service and keep the word to guests. Set up the honest and dependable business relation them.
the price are lowest,the quantity are large

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