06-07-2002 16:39 #
Watch With Mutha
New Weebl:
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make 'em rich
Everybody to the Limit
A musical masterpiece from the mighty Strong Bad; video created by The Cheat.
make 'em rich
04-07-2002 23:20 #
Win Stuff
by laying to rest one of the great mysteries of our time.
Amazing Laundrette Sign Competition
02-07-2002 20:38 #
Another cinematic disappointment; no sign of a maternal arachnid.
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The usability of sex
27-06-2002 20:19 #
"Hey did you know you use more energy chewing celery than you get from it?"
"Yeah, what if you were stuck on a desert island and all you had to eat was a crate of celery, that'd be so cruel."
"Er.. yeah. S'pose."
Vole-idation
25-06-2002 20:39 #
More misplaced products
The incongruity increases...
- crumpets left with the medium sliced white bread
- a tin of 8 Princes hotdogs & a chewy sweet on a stick (part chewed) on a shelf of reduced-to-clear eggs
- McVitie's plain chocolate digestives, McVitie's caramels and an empty bag of mini Jelly Babies abandoned amongst Tesco Value toilet tissue
- just around the corner, a whole hot roast chicken roosting comfortably in the energy saving lightbulbs
Vole-idation
24-06-2002 18:50 #
Inbox
23 June 2002 03:19:
I don't know who you are, Madam, but you've done me a power of good!
- The Rt Rev Mortlake Fudge BA (New Delhi) (failed)
Paint it black
Warning: gothic overload
Armageddon
The Devil may have the best tunes, but his Web presence looks decidedly iffy. Time for the ultimate showdown...
S A T A N
vs.
C L I F F
Vole-idation
Archie At The Movies
Full... metal... woodlouse...
19-06-2002 22:09 #
The local butcher's shop does some great lunchtime food (bangers and mash a speciality), but the friendliness of the service verges on the cult-like.
Today the bloke at the till noticed my PlaySatan T-shirt and calmly stated
Ah yes, I too have been tempted to stray from the path of righteousness...
I felt it best to leave at that point.
