malevole

07-07-2002 13:59 #

Romeo and Juliet at Kenilworth Castle last night was pretty good despite rain, gales, a crying baby and passenger jets continually flying overhead.

JULIET: It was the nightingale, and not the lark, That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. Nightly she sings on yond pomegranate tree. Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.
ROMEO: Actually, I think you'll find it was an Airbus A319 from Birmingham Airport.

Sounds from sheep and fireworks during the climactic scenes also gave it a surreal edge.

06-07-2002 16:39 #

Watch With Mutha

New Weebl:
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Everybody to the Limit
A musical masterpiece from the mighty Strong Bad; video created by The Cheat.
make 'em rich

Lumpy, The Web Site

04-07-2002 23:20 #


Win Stuff
by laying to rest one of the great mysteries of our time.

Amazing Laundrette Sign Competition

03-07-2002 22:32 #

02-07-2002 20:38 #

Another cinematic disappointment; no sign of a maternal arachnid.
SPIDER-MA
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The usability of sex

30-06-2002 16:24 #

 Taking the weirdy out of beardy

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27-06-2002 20:19 #

 "Hey did you know you use more energy chewing celery than you get from it?"
 "Yeah, what if you were stuck on a desert island and all you had to eat was a crate of celery, that'd be so cruel."
 "Er.. yeah. S'pose."

Vole-idation
I can't stand watching soaps any more. Just thought I'd share that.

26-06-2002 20:16 #

An end to the misery of misshapen foam
Retail diversification gone mad..?

25-06-2002 20:39 #

More misplaced products
The incongruity increases...

Vole-idation
The Stiles Project

24-06-2002 18:50 #

Inbox
23 June 2002 03:19:
I don't know who you are, Madam, but you've done me a power of good!
- The Rt Rev Mortlake Fudge BA (New Delhi) (failed)

Paint it black
Warning: gothic overload

Armageddon
The Devil may have the best tunes, but his Web presence looks decidedly iffy. Time for the ultimate showdown...
S A T A N vs. C L I F F

Vole-idation
Noel Edmonds Ate My Balls

Archie At The Movies
Full... metal... woodlouse...


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