10-07-2002 22:56 #
- Toast Leaners' Club tweaked to add more of your emails and links
- Mediocre photo tweaked to slightly reduce mediocrity
- Coding tweaked a little so the handful of MSN TV users who visit this site can now hopefully view much of it
07-07-2002 15:58 #

An update to the Amazing Laundrette Sign Competition featuring shocking news and some of the weirder guesses received so far.
07-07-2002 13:59 #
Romeo and Juliet at Kenilworth Castle last night was pretty good despite rain, gales, a crying baby and passenger jets continually flying overhead.
JULIET: It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear.
Nightly she sings on yond pomegranate tree.
Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.
ROMEO: Actually, I think you'll find it was an Airbus A319 from Birmingham Airport.
Sounds from sheep and fireworks during the climactic scenes also gave it a surreal edge.
06-07-2002 16:39 #
Watch With Mutha
New Weebl:
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Everybody to the Limit
A musical masterpiece from the mighty Strong Bad; video created by The Cheat.
make 'em rich
04-07-2002 23:20 #
Win Stuff
by laying to rest one of the great mysteries of our time.
Amazing Laundrette Sign Competition
02-07-2002 20:38 #
Another cinematic disappointment; no sign of a maternal arachnid.

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The usability of sex
27-06-2002 20:19 #
"Hey did you know you use more energy chewing celery than you get from it?"
"Yeah, what if you were stuck on a desert island and all you had to eat was a crate of celery, that'd be so cruel."
"Er.. yeah. S'pose."


