11-07-2002 19:40 #

Workplace Trivia

My colleague Rob has been trying to give away some spare Hoover bags for weeks. So if you own an Alpina, Aria, Supersprint, New Sensotronic or Vogue and want 5 bags (Asda brand, £3.29) then let me know and I'll put you in touch. I'm sure he'll be especially delighted if you offer a suitably daft item of similar value in exchange.

If anyone's seen Dave's pen can you please return it. They've been through a lot together and I'm worried after seeing this. Suggesting looking in his beard isn't helpful or funny.

Today's timewaster: the origins of the mysterious fhqwhgads?

10-07-2002 22:56 #


07-07-2002 15:58 #

An update to the Amazing Laundrette Sign Competition featuring shocking news and some of the weirder guesses received so far.

07-07-2002 13:59 #

Romeo and Juliet at Kenilworth Castle last night was pretty good despite rain, gales, a crying baby and passenger jets continually flying overhead.

JULIET: It was the nightingale, and not the lark, That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. Nightly she sings on yond pomegranate tree. Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.
ROMEO: Actually, I think you'll find it was an Airbus A319 from Birmingham Airport.

Sounds from sheep and fireworks during the climactic scenes also gave it a surreal edge.

06-07-2002 16:39 #

Watch With Mutha

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Everybody to the Limit
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Lumpy, The Web Site

04-07-2002 23:20 #

Win Stuff
by laying to rest one of the great mysteries of our time.

Amazing Laundrette Sign Competition

03-07-2002 22:32 #

02-07-2002 20:38 #

Another cinematic disappointment; no sign of a maternal arachnid.
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The usability of sex

30-06-2002 16:24 #

 Taking the weirdy out of beardy

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27-06-2002 20:19 #

 "Hey did you know you use more energy chewing celery than you get from it?"
 "Yeah, what if you were stuck on a desert island and all you had to eat was a crate of celery, that'd be so cruel."
 "Er.. yeah. S'pose."

I can't stand watching soaps any more. Just thought I'd share that.

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