22-07-2002 22:19 #

The campaigning goes on (PDF; requires Acrobat)


Sometimes you lot make me look sane


Freaking links added


Just been playing some daft little games I did years ago for the SAM Coupé using an emulator, including:
Santa Goes Psycho 2,
One Man & His Frog, Meteor Mania,
Infection, Retros,
(select File > Floppy 1 > Insert; choose unzipped disk file; type 'boot' to load; use F12 to reset)

21-07-2002 16:54 #

Could these actually be secret coded messages?Hot Pork Next Layby

Dotted along the route to the cinema are numerous signs promising greasy roadside food, yet no such products are ever to be found. They lie!

I'd never eat the stuff, but the signs fascinate me.

20-07-2002 13:52 #



The competition's final spin cycle has ended and it's time to hang it out to dry.

Commiserations to the 200 losing entrants. Look on the bright side, at least it didn't involve a minor celebrity turning up on your doorstep to harass you about whiter whites.

18-07-2002 23:31 #

My colleague Mark's application form for Big Brother.

I'm sure you'll agree it's a tragedy that he didn't make it into the house.

16-07-2002 22:41 #


Earth-shattering news
Was this an omen?


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15-07-2002 20:57 #

I was so bored waiting for laundry that this seemed really intriguing


14-07-2002 22:58 #

* Debby and basket not includedLaundry update:
under a week to go, you're all wrong so far, prizes are ready & waiting and previous entrants get a free extra guess.

Never let it be said I fail to flog even the most trivial of ideas to death.

12-07-2002 22:44 #

"Don't do that with your underpants, it makes you look like Jesus"


11-07-2002 19:40 #

Workplace Trivia

My colleague Rob has been trying to give away some spare Hoover bags for weeks. So if you own an Alpina, Aria, Supersprint, New Sensotronic or Vogue and want 5 bags (Asda brand, £3.29) then let me know and I'll put you in touch. I'm sure he'll be especially delighted if you offer a suitably daft item of similar value in exchange.

If anyone's seen Dave's pen can you please return it. They've been through a lot together and I'm worried after seeing this. Suggesting looking in his beard isn't helpful or funny.

Today's timewaster: the origins of the mysterious fhqwhgads?

10-07-2002 22:56 #


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