10-09-2002 18:52 #

Blame this for the lack of recent updates:

     A Tribute to Ray Harryhausen

Requires Flash, v5 or higher. Sorry about the big download, but hey, 1.1MB isn't that bad for over 2 minutes of animation.

If anyone's willing to help out with hosting the main file in return for an ad/credit on the page then do get in touch, I have a nasty feeling I may overstretch my current arrangements...

04-09-2002 23:16 #

Day 7:

This is how they make Quorn y'know

The short but joyous life of the office pet-to-be was today abruptly ended when someone decided to throw it away.

Sadly this was just as it was showing signs of producing purest green...

03-09-2002 21:54 #

It's alive!
Day 6: interesting clumps of mould
forming on

02-09-2002 22:41 #

Yarr! Paint with voles!
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Puppy Slush
After 4 days left abandoned at the water cooler by its owner, a mysterious liquid has now separated into a dark brown fluid with lumps of pale scum settled at the bottom. It's on course to either grow a new antibiotic or achieve independent thought by the end of the week.

29-08-2002 19:59 #

If you're the Canadian who found this site via a search for the phrase "crusty brown patch on gums" then erm.. please consult a doctor immediately, or a dentist, someone, anyone.

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Brace your brain for the Monty Hall Dilemma.

28-08-2002 21:38 #

Subject: A sincere apology

Look, I'm sorry. I'm the one who, for years, has subjected you to an endless barrage of unwanted emails full of random rambling rubbish.

I didn't realise what I was doing. I thoughtlessly used your address to test hundreds of forms and ecards in sites I was building, oblivious to your distress and inconvenience.

I hope you can accept this sincere apology and my assurances that it won't happen again (I now use instead, he's a cunt).


27-08-2002 21:38 #


Archie the woodlouse
wants us all to know more
about his species, but..
er... well, I think he's got
a bit of an identity crisis. Track him down amongst the notes and you'll soon understand what I mean.

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What did wasps do all summer before there were beer gardens..?

26-08-2002 14:22 #

25-08-2002 16:16 #

Why do the covers of puzzle magazines always feature a slightly-dopy-looking woman?

Mensa application form

Occasionally there's a female celebrity (Dido, Felicity Kendal), but usually it's an anonymous vacant grin alongside the free pen.

It's vaguely similar to the top shelf. Perhaps those who are too shy/short settle for a bit of hot word-on-word action..?

21-08-2002 19:58 #

"...and there'll be hundreds of emails waiting for me on my computer, you know. I get them from people I don't know, you know, who are trying to sell me strange things, I get all sorts.
And there was one from Nigeria about my bank account, well, never again..."

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