15-09-2002 13:12 #
Quincy always seemed a bit creepy to me.
I reckon it's due to that bit in the opening titles where it appears he's
examining a corpse, only for the camera to pull back and reveal he's actually having a great time on his yacht
caressing
a woman in a bikini.
I half expected her to be found washed up on a beach in the next episode.
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Toast Leaners' Club updated
10-09-2002 18:52 #
Blame this for the lack of recent updates:
Requires Flash, v5 or higher. Sorry about the big download, but hey, 1.1MB isn't that bad for over 2 minutes of animation.
If anyone's willing to help out with hosting the main file in return for an ad/credit on the page then do get in touch, I have a nasty feeling I may overstretch my current arrangements...
04-09-2002 23:16 #
Day 7:
The short but joyous life of the office pet-to-be was today abruptly ended when someone decided to throw it away.
Sadly this was just as it was showing signs of producing purest green...
02-09-2002 22:41 #
Yarr! Paint with voles!
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After 4 days left abandoned at the water cooler by its owner, a mysterious liquid has now separated into a
dark brown fluid with lumps of pale scum settled at the bottom. It's on course to either grow a new antibiotic or achieve independent thought by the end of the week.
29-08-2002 19:59 #
If you're the Canadian who found this site via a search for the phrase "crusty brown patch on gums" then erm.. please consult a doctor immediately, or a dentist, someone, anyone.
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Brace your brain for the Monty Hall Dilemma.
28-08-2002 21:38 #
To: test@test.com
Subject: A sincere apology
Look, I'm sorry. I'm the one who, for years, has subjected you to an endless barrage of unwanted emails full of random rambling rubbish.
I didn't realise what I was doing. I thoughtlessly used your address to test hundreds of forms and ecards in sites I was building, oblivious to your distress and inconvenience.
I hope you can accept this sincere apology and my assurances that it won't happen again (I now use wiewrhu@wqwerjwkrh.com instead, he's a cunt).
Matt.
27-08-2002 21:38 #
Archie the woodlouse
wants us all to know more
about his species, but..
er... well, I think he's got
a bit of an identity crisis. Track him down amongst the notes and you'll soon understand what I mean.
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What did wasps do all summer before there were beer gardens..?
26-08-2002 14:22 #
