malevole

28-12-2002 14:55 #

"Hey.. I reckon Shakin' Stevens must be the only person in the world who probably wouldn't mind getting Parkinson's Disease..."

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See what happened today in Serial Killer, Mass Murder, and Killing Spree history. Updated daily!

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MS Office calendar templates

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Got some loose change left over after shopping in the sales, but nothing to spend it on? Problem solved

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i write stuff, by vinay gupta

23-12-2002 01:06 #

Well, the work Christmas do was good, although no sprouts flew this year and the cartoon of Paul Daniels looming over our table put me off my food somewhat...

01-12-2002 21:57 #

Bah humbugAdvent/Advert Calendar
I've tried to keep my festive contribution true to the commercial spirit of Christmas, and it also offers a peek behind the scenes at malevole. Ugly naked molerats devise ideas for the site from a secret bunker, spurred on by hard drugs and promises of hair implant surgery. I'm sceptical about whether they'll manage decent material for all 25 advent days though, they're lazy little fuckers.

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Look, Kevin, it's great you like my site and everything, but er.. you really need to sort out that "overflowing with anger and hate" stuff...

24-11-2002 16:41 #

This motorbike trials game yet again shows how physics can produce great gameplay, despite broken scoring and Java hassles. It's like Kick Start minus the dodgy theme tune and kids injuring their testicles.

"Listen! still not on the Net? You miss The Bet !!!
Oh Yeah, they can make you Champion of the Web !"

Any spare minutes have been going on freelance work and other projects, but expect something festive here soon, and the redesign work's trundling on...

17-11-2002 21:18 #

Kiddie Surprise:
The Gordon Approach

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Erratum:
It has come to my attention that in actual fact it's best to simply slice croissants before heating them. Now why didn't I think of that?

09-11-2002 11:58 #

You supposedly learn something new every day.

Today I learned that the easiest way to slice hot croissants open is by using scissors, rather than mangling them with clumsy attempts with a knife.

Just thought I'd share that with the group, even though some TLC members may now consider me a traitor.

31-10-2002 22:46 #

I knew they'd come in handy...
Adref, adref am y cyntaf, Hwch Ddu Gwta a gipio'r olaf!

27-10-2002 16:02 #

anonymous toy-containing chocolate egg
Make your own
Kiddie Surprise

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Just say no... to salty crackers?

24-10-2002 23:37 #

We puzzled over the Nelly/Kelly Rowland track Dilemma with the conveniently rhyming "...even when I'm with my boo" lyric, before finding the definitive meaning. It now makes perfect sense. They're so in love even an unpleasant medical complaint can't tear them apart.
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Nothing accompanies a military animation quite like a bit of Kenny Loggins or a marching band sing-a-long...

21-10-2002 20:23 #


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